After the Birds got their eggs back

Birds: HOORAAAAAAAAAAY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

King Pig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

From the desk of King Pig

Hey stupid birds! I have your eggs! Now I'm heading back to my evil lair! You'll never stop me now! I got 'em, and you don't!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

You've played Angry Birds, haven't you? I bet you're wondering what their names are, and what they do. I'll tell you right now, starting with the Red Bird. His name is Red, and he is the main angry bird. The Blue Birds are called The Blues. They may look like one bird who splits into three, but they are already three birds. They're the masters of mimicry. Yellow Bird's name is Chuck, and he attacks at lightning speed. White Bird is a female, and she lives under the name of Matilda. She drops eggs on her porky foes, the Pigs. The Black Bird, as you all know, is the Bomb Bird, and he is named Bomb. He turns red when very angry, and he literally blows up.

There's also some other birds, too. The Green Boomerang Toucan Bird's name is Al. He opens his bill, and boomerangs back at the pigs. The Big Brother Bird is named Terence. He is Red's older brother, and is strong. The Orange Balloon Bird likes to be called as Bubbles, because he balloons up, just like a bubble. The Mighty Eagle, or Mighty, for short, is the strongest and biggest of the Angry Birds team, and he is summoned with a can of sardines. He is so powerful, he destroys everything in his path with one hit. There's even a Pink Bird, too. She is a flamingo, and her name is Stella. She uses the power of egg-shaped bubbles to defeat the King Pig. That's all the Birds, so TTFN: Ta-ta for now! P.S.: Do not call Yellow Bird Chuck Norris, or else he'll roundhouse you at lightning-speed!